Lord of the Drunken Banter

they say he's lord of the drunken banter that girl who sings there's whom he's after he boasts and brags he can bag any broad who strays into this smoky pub by the road he roars, "hey, waiter, don't you block my view she smiles and sings exclusively for me same songs of love that always sound so new she's really hooked on me as you can see "so, waiter, step aside and stay away just wish you were that guitar on her lap or be the that mike upon her lips, but hey, that's only in your groggiest dream, poor chap "now here she comes, just watch your macho man she'll surely sit here close to me, you'll see hello, sweet babe, you got some sexy plan? these dudes right here won't mind, they'll let us be." she smiles and stands beside the banter lord and says to clear things up, just for the record she wants them all to meet the man of her life and he's this waiter here, and she's his wife !