Long Lost King of Fools

I’m so, so proud In such in awe I with myself That I won’t even try to find Anyone around, who’d sugarcoat me any better, Than I can - so I start; Right of out famous children tale’s pages (I hope you would later guess which one)... “O, magic mirror, do tell me And I want the unadulterated truth ‘Who is the ugliest, most useless Stupidest and the most disdainful creature Who ever walked this planet?’ Thee came reply, immediate Without hesitation: ‘’You are the long lost king of fools, There is no doubt But on this earth There are two thirds of men concurrently residing Who are exactly, like yourself.”