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Lois Lane

Lois Lane
Has lost her brain.
When she sees Clark,
There is no spark.

Yet in his tights,
A spark ignites;
And, sans his specs,
She’s up for sex.

For Poet Destroyer's Clerihew contest

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  1. Date: 12/17/2012 5:49:00 PM
    There's a lot more story between those lines you've written. I like it. Mike

  1. Date: 12/15/2012 8:35:00 AM
    Big congratulations for these awesome clerihews and your fantastic win, Ilene! Thanks for sharing them and the smiles! love/hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 12/15/2012 4:24:00 AM
    Congratulations on your big win Ilene , this is a giggler xx

  1. Date: 12/14/2012 11:48:00 PM
    hahaha, how could I forget these two!! BIG congrats.

  1. Date: 12/14/2012 8:33:00 PM
    Ilene , Congratulations with your awesome Clerihew ;-) always & forever ~PD

  1. Date: 12/9/2012 10:37:00 AM
    Naughty girl!! That's hysterical...Thanks for reading my work and your kind comments....Hugs, Holly

  1. Date: 12/6/2012 12:59:00 PM
    I am so glad I came back and caught this one. :):):):):):)

  1. Date: 12/4/2012 7:51:00 PM
    Great fun in this Clerihew write!! I see a chart topper here for sure...U wrote a short witty knee slapper...I love it, Ilene!

  1. Date: 11/28/2012 9:19:00 AM
    ilene ha ha love it...David

  1. Date: 11/27/2012 3:31:00 PM
    My my! I see this one is Super Sexy. Hopefully Superman won't be faster than a speeding bullet. Our poor Lois Lane may be unsatisfied with the end result. Fun poem Ilene

  1. Date: 11/27/2012 1:55:00 PM
    hahaha, CUTE..

  1. Date: 11/27/2012 1:26:00 PM
    Reads like a winner to me..Enjoyed reading this afternoon..I did enjoy watching superman when I was a child..Sara

  1. Date: 11/27/2012 10:45:00 AM
    Cute clerihew, Ilene! Best wishes in the contest! Love, Kim