Life In the Fat Lane
LIFE IN THE FAT LANE
Supersize me, Honey, with extra mayo on everything;
But hey, make it a diet coke please -
Keeping fit these days. . . . skiing tomorrow - just the thing:
Chair lift up 6000 feet, gravity pulls me down with ease.
Drive four blocks to the gym, twenty minutes in sauna;
Relax with latte lite in café at the fitness club.
Stroll in the park, admire flora and fauna -
Then couple of beers with the guys in the pub
Jump in the golf buggy now, we’ll play several rounds.
Big into football too, saw the Bears take the pennant last year.
Vibro-belt strips off those unwanted pounds :
Makes just enough room for pizza and beer.
Copyright © Sidney Beck | Year Posted 2011
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