Ladykiller

Out of the bath, in the mirror, check me picture of spindly masculinity talc on the feet, and armpits sprayed now for the body a choice to be made Hai Karate or Aramis both leave the women in a state of bliss (so the adverts say, yet no such luck since thus far I have scored a duck) tight Y-fronts are to my taste and Oxford bags with a six button waist big collared shirt in Brunswick green and a silver kipper tie that looks pretty keen nylon socks with a couple of holes in black and red three inch platform soles jacket in cream, collar up round the neck with a red and green pattern of tartan check hair centre parting wet the comb, keep it simple for a look reminiscent of Anne Boleyn's wimple out of the door, bemused looks from my Mum so watch out, ladies- here I come! ( looking back on it now when I hear the old tunes I can honestly say you've seen better dressed wounds ) 1970's: the decade that fashion forgot. Viv Wigley, to his eternal embarrassment, July 22nd 2015