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Hey guys Just a little word of warning if you are attracted to me With my alien looking lime green triangular head and bulging eyes You can see I’m so alluring … But I’m the epitome of a ‘lady-killer’ Yes, me this innocent looking little green insect Let me make it VERY clear, if you want to 'make out' with me Maybe YOU should start PRAYING Sometimes, in the throws of passion, I have a tendency to BITE … You may just lose your head! Now who fancies a date? Praying Mantis Contest Sponsor Anthony Slausen 08~15~16 Inspired by the song ‘the female of the species is more deadly than the male

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Vladislav Raven

Date: 8/16/2016 9:09:00 PM

Hi Jan, love it, I'm too loveabl;e to lose my head. I do like the fun in this one. I don't think i'd lose much by losing my head. I always said the ladies are more dangerous and this just proves my point. I'm always drawn in by eyes. Well, time to lose my head i think. I'd rather have a cup of tea, less dangerous. Good luck in the contest Jan. Hugs....Mike. XX. This has to be a seven

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2016 11:30:00 AM

Will join you in a cuppa Mike and you can read me your wonderful romantic lines and I will make you smile with my funny poems:-) hugs jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 8/16/2016 3:50:00 PM

Reads like a winner..I like the humor even though it is true and kind of scary..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 8/16/2016 3:55:00 PM

Thanks Sara:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 8/16/2016 12:24:00 PM

Hi Jan, This is hilarious. If you didn't enter it in the contest you should. Brilliant take on the contest theme. Fellas beware if your want to keep your head lol! :-)Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 8/16/2016 1:21:00 PM

I've entered it in the contest Alexis:-) I am really delighted with the comments I've had on my take on praying mantis lol:-) hugs jan x

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 8/16/2016 11:53:00 AM

Thanks for the warning, Jan! What a gruesome way to go for a little sex! Thanks for stopping by to read me. Keep writing. / M

Jan Allison
Date: 8/16/2016 12:21:00 PM

Thanks for your continued support Maurice I really enjoy reading your humourous poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel

Date: 8/16/2016 4:37:00 AM

Ha ha ha..like the way you wrote this one..The best one on this theme I've seen so far:) I don't know if anyone else can better this one.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/16/2016 4:40:00 AM

Thanks Jo - I had to go for the humourous approach :-) hugs jan xx

Lynn Marie

Date: 8/16/2016 1:12:00 AM

You have a "solid gold" funny bone Jan, you are such a natural! Wonderfully creative, delightful to read...and the photo is something else too..lol My very best to you in the contest:-) blessings, lynn

Jan Allison
Date: 8/16/2016 3:09:00 AM

Thanks Lynn I am delighted with the lovely comments :-):-) hugs Jan xx

Winged Warrior

Date: 8/15/2016 11:02:00 PM

LOL...I'm not dining with you any time soon lol...great one Jan...god bless...^WW^

Jan Allison
Date: 8/16/2016 3:07:00 AM

Thanks so much ^WW^:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 8/15/2016 8:16:00 PM

I must have been killed, I was sure I commented here, great poem Jan. This why , like Bill Clinton, I can safely say I have never had sex with a praying Mantis!!! ( not sure about Bill ) LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 8/16/2016 3:06:00 AM

Arthur that comment is 'HILLARYOUS' my friend lol:-) hugs Jan x

Seren Roberts

Date: 8/15/2016 6:00:00 PM

Nice one Jan.....Seren

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2016 6:04:00 PM

Thanks Seren:-):-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 8/15/2016 5:56:00 PM

Love the last line Jan...Very nicely penned...

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2016 6:03:00 PM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 8/15/2016 2:51:00 PM

Love the humor Jan. Excellent write! I believe I'll pass on the date.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2016 2:53:00 PM

LOL Thanks Daniel doubt it will place as I'm probably way off the mark for what the sponsor wants, but as long as it makes people smile then I'm happy:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 8/15/2016 2:12:00 PM

i'm afraid of you, no way!.. good thing i'm female, lol... very good one, jan!..huggs, mail soon; we have another 'storm' going strong then light for 4 days now.. huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 8/15/2016 2:15:00 PM

Oh Nette hope the storms passes quickly and you stay safe:-) hugs Jan x