Ladies Man

(This is a fictional poem) I came home early one day and saw my wife in bed with another man. I grabbed my shotgun and you should've saw how fast he ran. I immediately got a divorce and married somebody new. But I came home one day and found her in bed with that man too. I threw him through the window and he got cut by the glass. A big shard of it got stuck up his ass. I married a third time and I caught her and that same man in bed. I made my german shepherds attack him and I let my mule kick him in the head. I reluctantly decided to marry wife number four. But I caught her with the same man like the times I did before. This man is someone I've always hated. I had all I could take so I grabbed a knife and now he's been castrated.