Kamikaze Khristmas

I was shaken, my jingle bells taken, ornaments on a runaway corporate sleigh It had nitrous oxide, investors selling so high, stuffing stockings with my pay There were elves with cleavage, garters and high heels, twirling on candy canes And then there was Santa, 10,000 I fathom, having a Bud and watching the game Oh what have I done, my mistletoe belt buckle undone, clutching a coupon in pain From my confusion arose, a few sticky ho ho’s, caroling Christmas has come again Frozen my chatter, this rooftop never fatter, held hostage by a holiday of cheer Building superstores for a thrill, reindeer on the grill, our 24 hour savior is here I threw open the door, red tagged a commercial whore, a price check I was needing Not to my surprise, this place had supersize fries, and just a hint of insider breeding Cross-eyed speaking, restroom reeking, why the see-through thong with the GPS Kamikaze carts diving, my crippled heels crying, damn you people for having sex Bruised and battered, a world raptured, by a fat man with a bulging sack Barbies with inflatable boobies, Hentai movies, Christ please hurry back