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Jealous Hood Rat

There a jealous hood rat in are neighborhood If you expecting me to call you a man I can't because your attitude speaks for itself Theres a jealous hood rat in the neighborhood and it's you with your fake toy gun and your cheap flip phone Showboating all across the world not knowing when you going to settle down Dipping in and out every females house not knowing where to lay that hat down Hood rat when you going to settle down You need to stop playing with those little girls and deal with a woman Because Iam a real woman who don't deal with fake boys who carry around squirt gun I need a real man to take good care of me Little boy move on Go play on another playground because this here is somebody else turf Theres a jealous hood rat in are neighborhood and it you with your fake $ 99.00 dollar fake chromes on your buggy automobile and your fake air Jordans shoe are not real because every step you make Your shoes scream out why don't this hood rat buy some real shoes I don't deal with hood rats that wear long stain shirts that look like a gown I don't deal with hood rats that smell like a skunk from cheap cologne I don't deal with hood rats who teeth look like green mold Skedaddle poo poo boy By, Shaniki Smith June 3, 2016

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Date: 6/8/2016 6:39:00 PM
Continue.... last I heard he owned his own network and did a cameo on few of the commercials. One of the commercials was hilarious, it was a Dorito commercial. He's sitting on an airplane hitting on the girl next to him. Once he opened the bag of doritos all the passengers came running. LoL. Once he grinned his teeth were yellow... lol... I like the way you end the poem.... Poo Poo Boy... not green mold, but yellow teeth. Love this. Pd
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Date: 6/8/2016 6:33:00 PM
Sorry, you have to deal with fake rats. I've never heard about a guy hoodrat.lol...but, you sure brought one to mind with his fake alter egos. I'm not going to forget this poem, I must run and share this with my friends. I like the whole idea of you calling HIM out as a hoodrat. I once wrote a poem about a pig, he was the kind of guy who thought he'd have all the girls eating out of the palm of his hands. After he failed so many times. He started chasing after the elderly. Last I heard, he's
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