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I even found a game about doggy poop!

Woke up this morning all forlorn Piles of dog poop lie on my lawn I’d love to find the offending mutt Give his owner a cork for its butt! Dog poop is a disgusting mess It gets everywhere I must confess Come on dog owners make me happy Put your pooch in a doggy nappy Notices say 'clean up dog poop' - All you need is a poop-a-scoop Or simply carry a plastic bag … If I see YOUR dog poohing – I will nag Just clear up the offensive doggy doo - It’s not a difficult thing to do! Contest – Everyone Poops – Roy Jerden 07~26~15

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Skat A

Date: 9/24/2015 11:57:00 AM

Jan, Congrats on your win. Another interesting contest. LOVE SKAT

Jan Allison
Date: 9/26/2015 1:25:00 PM

Thanks Skat:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 9/22/2015 8:01:00 AM

When it comes to poo, how very true, Jan. I remain a Cat owner. Nicely written and congrats, Viv x

Jan Allison
Date: 9/26/2015 1:25:00 PM

I prefer cats to dogs but they dig up my garden and poop and drive me mad too!:-) hugs jan xx

Edward Johannes

Date: 9/22/2015 3:44:00 AM

Jan, I would hate to have you nag If I forgot the bag And could not pickup the doo The dog did strew On your lawn so green Causing you to pop a spleen. Congrats on your win!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/22/2015 7:45:00 AM

LOL lovely rhyme thanks Edward:-) hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 9/22/2015 12:48:00 AM

Congrats on ur brilliant winning write Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/22/2015 7:45:00 AM

Thanks Dr Sharma:-) hugs Jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 9/8/2015 3:17:00 PM

It abhors me to see owners allowing their dogs to dirty anywhere without cleaning it up, more so in Public Parks where even their children are playing. Quite incredible to be honest~James xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 9/8/2015 4:01:00 PM

it is a disgusting thing James - we have notices in our parks - sadly the dogs can't read them:-( hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 7/30/2015 10:33:00 AM

I too came back for a second chuckle!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2015 11:23:00 AM

aww thanks Arthur I do appreciate your support:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/29/2015 3:27:00 PM

just came back to laugh at this picture and poem!!! hahaha

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2015 6:05:00 PM

Thanks Andrea - glad it made you smile:-) HUgs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 7/29/2015 3:07:00 AM

Thank you for bringing awareness about this doggy business! I can't stand people walking their dogs, pretending to have a plastic bag tied to the leash ready for use, but it never gets used, even though their dogs are guilty of messing the pavement!! Hugs ~ paul

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2015 6:55:00 AM

Doggy business - you hit the nail on the head there lol:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 7/28/2015 10:18:00 AM

Jan, wonderful for the contest,7, I never thought I would see a contest like this but it is getting some real creative writes and thanks for visiting my Gull poem and all your many visits to my poems

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2015 11:50:00 AM

I'm really pleased Roy has done the contest - as you know I am the queen of poop poems lol - just hope Roy likes this:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 7/28/2015 8:09:00 AM

top of the line poem a winner for sure and other 10++ poem Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2015 11:49:00 AM

Thanks Eve - wish they would amend the rating to 10 from 7 - can never understand why they chose that - then again I never look to see how the poem is rated - am just happy when it gets read and commented on - that is far more important:-) hugs jan xx

Darlene Gifford

Date: 7/28/2015 2:46:00 AM

Informative, and funny. Sure to be a big winner, Jan, as most of your entries are! Thanks for helping me in so many ways, and for your friendship....Darlene

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2015 11:47:00 AM

LOL Darlene i couldn't believe it - I googled doggy nappies for a joke for another poem - couldn't believe they actually exist! Now if only we could get them for seagulls! :-) hugs Jan xx

Darlene Gifford
Date: 7/28/2015 7:55:00 AM

loved your doggy picture! Reminds me of that (Depends) commercial where the celebrates did this ad about adult diapers. Guess they really need the money for more mansions!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2015 4:25:00 AM

Thanks Darlene I do appreciate your support:-) It's tough having the title queen of poop but at least i don't write crap poems lol :-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/27/2015 7:40:00 PM

I see Frank has visited you. Go see his poems . They are really nice! Jan, I wrote a poop poem but it will be a while before I post it. hahaha

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 7:44:00 PM

I have visited Frank many times Andrea it is so lovely to have him back on soup :-) Don't leave the poop poem too long :-) hugs jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 7/27/2015 11:00:00 AM

Oh this rings out the message Jan, as usual in your unique style..just love it..

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 11:44:00 AM

Thanks Harry - I just hope that Roy likes it:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 7/27/2015 10:47:00 AM

lol, you're a poop queen, jan.. my doggie would love this!.. wow.. huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 11:43:00 AM

LOL Nette I hope i don't write crap poems... just poems about poop lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 7/27/2015 8:20:00 AM

your wicked sense of humour shines out Jan gl in contest hugs 7

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 9:46:00 AM

I don't know if it is poohey enough Shadow :-) hugs jan xx

Judy Konos

Date: 7/27/2015 7:54:00 AM

Reminds me of TWO neighbors. ONE neighbor walked his dog mornings to which he 'decked' the OTHER neighbors lawn! Weary from cleaning up the 'aftermath' the OTHER neighbor picked it up in a plastic bag walked across the street and FLUNG it into the ONE neighbors FRONT DOOR.....A Sight to Behold did Unfold!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 9:45:00 AM

LOL Judy - I walked up our road today to see a pooh bag deposited on one of the neighbour's garden walls - quite disgusting:-( hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/27/2015 7:49:00 AM

Reads like a winner..Very creative way to go for the contest..I wonder how one plays the doggie poop game..LOL..Thanks for the visits to my page..I appreciate the time spent there..Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 9:44:00 AM

one of the images of the game had pooh coming out the dogs behind - I can only hazard a guess at what the game entails lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kelli White

Date: 7/27/2015 7:22:00 AM

They should make electronic sensors that go off singing this song when a dog enters your lawn to make a deposit. Hahaha

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 9:43:00 AM

LOL - great idea Kelli:-) hugs jan xx

Shane Cooper

Date: 7/27/2015 3:50:00 AM

Hi Jan, Great poem, I love the first two couplets. There seems to be a bit of a pooh fascination going on these days in some people's poems I notice. Good luck in the competition my friend Love Shane xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 9:42:00 AM

I was blocked for writing a poem about a floating pooh - so this pooh contest is right up my street lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/26/2015 10:49:00 PM

G'day Jan... you have described a world wide problem remarkably well Jan. Do you think this competition will be judged while eating breakfast? Thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 1:48:00 AM

Thanks Lindsay - have seen some great entries - I think Roy needs to judge this contest sitting down lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 7/26/2015 10:44:00 PM

Well if I had a cork I sure know where I would stuff it, and its not on the dog!!! :) Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 1:47:00 AM

LOL Arthur - a tongue in cheek write but on a serious subject:-) I guess there is a subtle difference between writing crap poems and writing poems about crap lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/26/2015 10:26:00 PM

I like Ken's word "whimsical" It surely is and so cute!! Love the picture of the nappy.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 1:46:00 AM

I hope the poem is poohey enough Andrea - a fun write on a serious subject:-) hugs jan xx When I saw the dog nappies and game I had to post the pics lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ken Carroll

Date: 7/26/2015 7:08:00 PM

Whimsical write Jan.. fun to read!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 1:45:00 AM

Thanks Ken:-) hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 7/26/2015 6:15:00 PM

Cute and just the right kind of poo, er, lightness, Jan. Goofluck in the contest! PS. Unable to get notifications last night, My email client again had issues...grrr. Hugs!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2015 6:17:00 PM

The same thing with lack of notification of comments is happening to Demetrios too :-( hope my poem is poohey enough lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mary Rotman

Date: 7/26/2015 2:50:00 PM

i like this poem a lot. You have a great sense of humor that resembles mine, I think. I think you have a good chance with this one!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2015 2:55:00 PM

Thanks Mary I love to write with humour whenever I can:-)hugs Jan xx