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I'Ve Already Met You

The first date's the hardest. I never know what it is I should do. I take you to dinner. You don't eat, you just play with your food, and then it suddenly hits me. This has already happened and I can't believe that it's happening again, but I've already met you and I don't mean to upset you, but you're like my last girlfriend and the girlfriend I had before her. We go back to my apartment where I proceed to go south on you. You tell me you're bored cause I can't find that damn guy in the canoe, and then it suddenly hits me. This has already happened and I can't believe that it's happening again, but I've already met you and I don't mean to upset you, but you're like my last girlfriend and the girlfriend I had before her. You say I'm the one, the one you cand spend the rest of your life. "When will we marry?" you ask, "When will you make me your wife?" and then it suddenly hits me. This has already happened and I can't believe that it's happening again, but I've already met you and I don't mean to upset you, but you're like my last girlfriend and the girlfriend I had before her, and the girlfriend I had before her, and the girlfriend I had before her. Inspired by: Well, some friggin song I recently heard but can't get outta my head.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 8/4/2015 9:02:00 PM
Silly Billy, LOL, before all that. Well, it is cool to see you featured. SKAT
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Date: 5/4/2014 3:55:00 AM
And it's going to faves
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Date: 5/4/2014 3:54:00 AM
I am actually printing this one out.... LOL
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Date: 5/4/2014 3:50:00 AM
Billy, this is awesome... Seriously laughing my ass off. "find that guy in the canoe", one I have not heard before. Amy
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Date: 6/22/2010 8:27:00 PM
HAHA. That was great. I really needed a laugh
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Date: 6/22/2010 8:24:00 PM
Hey Billy!!! What a write! You are hilarious! But you already know this! Enjoyed reading this and goes to my favs. Thanks for the laugh tonight! Hope all is well..Love, Audrey
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