It's All In the Apple-Cation

Jon and Paula are two long-time, firm friends of mine. Once you get to know their tastes, they both are just fine. Meet Paula Red, whose bite can sometimes cause you pain and Jonagold, two treasures from the state of Maine. Taken in small bites, Jon’s by far the sweeter one; but Paula makes a pie that is the best bar none. applesauce sweet talk comes cheap bite vs. bark *Applesauce is an idiom for nonsense or sweet talk.