It Wasn'T That Great

Someone once told me that there's nothing better than a bear hug. So I went to the zoo ... and gave some random lady a bear hug, but I got slapped and now I can't go back to the zoo. It wasn't that great. I heard butterfly kisses tickle so I gave it a try. It tickled a little, but the wings kept getting hung in my teeth. It wasn't that great. A friend and I were drinking beer one day when his dog came up, and started licking himself ... well ... you know where dogs occasionally lick themselves. So my friend says, "I'll bet you a hundred bucks that you can't do that." I said, "You're on." ... and I gave it a try But the dog bit me and my friend never paid up. It wasn't that great.