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Internet Dating

I find it hard to get on the internet, FB, and  the soup

Everytime I get at the computer

My puppy crawls into my lap

She's trying to find a date....

She has hooked up with a dingo in Australia but

I hated to tell her that it was a hungry crocodile incognito!!

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  1. Date: 1/11/2015 1:20:00 PM
    Too Cute! A delightful read, Doris. Thanks for sharing.

  1. Date: 12/19/2010 4:18:00 PM
    This is so cute, and true, there are a lot of crocks out there on the web. I love your creativity and your wit............Pat Prescott

  1. Date: 11/24/2010 2:15:00 AM
    How animals can get attention from us! A cute poem and short!

  1. Date: 11/23/2010 1:15:00 AM
    perhaps sometimes imagination could turn reality. Great thougth Doris, love it. Am a Nigerian from Osun State. Olalere David.

  1. Date: 11/23/2010 1:11:00 AM
    perhaps sometimes imagination could turn reality. This is a great thougth Doris, love it. an a Nigerian from Osun State.

  1. Date: 11/23/2010 12:25:00 AM
    An amusing fun write Doris, well done! Kindest thoughts,Anna-Marie.

  1. Date: 11/22/2010 9:33:00 AM
    Loved this one..Need to show it to Cody..I got a great chuckle..When Ashley is down here she tries to get between me and the computer..I did not know of the love affair..I just thought that she was jealous of me and the computer..Mom

  1. Date: 11/18/2010 4:25:00 PM
    Super write Doris.. many crocodiles on the internet dating sites.. one needs to beware and u presented it in puppy terms..luv.. so sweet.. I have a german shepherd puppy if she is still looking luv.. he is a handsome dude too.. one year old..and bad to the bone..haha..

  1. Date: 11/17/2010 9:06:00 AM
    Love without sight can be love so right... if there is trust then there will be always good results.. but the thing now is that, good results can be only gotten in the midst of the few virtues ones... which is so rare. so, YOU have to really BEWARE.. love, Lightening Ink.

  1. Date: 11/17/2010 9:01:00 AM
    hilarious, yet a errie reminder of how we forget the dangers lurking on line

  1. Date: 11/17/2010 8:39:00 AM
    comments may be a little unfair - sometimes it's just a case of two people meeting by chance on the internet and something clicking...

  1. Date: 11/16/2010 6:49:00 PM
    Oops, I called you by your mom's name!! It's your mom and you are the daughter, right? I always mix up names!

  1. Date: 11/16/2010 6:47:00 PM
    hahaha, really good one, Sara. You have a great sense of humor. Goodnight now. Andrea

  1. Date: 11/16/2010 6:36:00 PM
    Oh, you're too much! This is sooo funny. Thanks for the laughs, Doris. I'll keep this in mind if I'm tempted to do any Internet dating. LOL Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 11/16/2010 4:56:00 PM
    Gotta watch them cyber dates, there puppy! thaks for your comment Doris

  1. Date: 11/16/2010 2:20:00 PM
    very nice picture you have drawn of the geeks and creeps on the internet, Doris

  1. Date: 11/16/2010 10:37:00 AM
    Doris, this is so enjoyable ... do it again.

  1. Date: 11/16/2010 10:19:00 AM
    Hehe that's modern technology for you Doris ;) hope your week is a good one

  1. Date: 11/16/2010 8:30:00 AM
    of course your thinking is positively abnormal in this subtle free verse. i say abnormal because not many can think like you....what about the puppy

  1. Date: 11/16/2010 4:07:00 AM
    Doris, a fitting description to some of the preditors hanging around the net, a funny side to it too, brought a smile to my face. Luv, Joy (Jew)