2016 Campaign Platform

Insufficient Containerization (My Campaign Platform for 2016) Litter is out of control in these here United States An un-Godly blight on the landscape, home of the free This is a disgrace and shame on this fine country What do other nations think? Why; they think we are a bunch of heathen pigs I will not promise a chicken in every pot Or a VW in every garage to drive We suffer from insufficient containerization A criminal crime of the dirtiest kind As your next president in two thousand sixteen I vow to clean up this catastrophe with containers There will be a trash receptacle in every school Every business and home and on the moon Trash cans will be strapped on the backs of all citizens Visitors will wear plastic bags as their only apparel Wars and all other matters will have to wait Let’s clean up the world before it’s too late Insufficient containerization must stop today Vote for me in two thousand sixteen Trash cans are your salvation And I am the only solution