Inside Jane
She's the finest one I have ever seen
She requires a bath, but can't handle the Afro Sheen
She is high maintenance, which I don't mind
She receives complements from time to time
There is something special about her, I just can't explain
It always excites me when I'm inside Jane
She is long and sexy, a real lady to me
And everyone that meets her does agree
No other can compare
With all my friends she is shared
She was expensive, I paid an outrageous price
She's my pie, but I don't mind you having a slice
I own her, she is my property
She has demonstrated unswerving loyalty
I think I will change her name to Candy Cane
I control the heat inside Jane
She is getting up there in age, I may soon have to replace her
The next lady I buy, I will call her Jennifer
After my use of her last time I discovered a stain
Came from a dog that wasn't properly trained
I apologized to her and asked her not to be mad
She has been the most loyal one I have ever had
She is more than eager to entertain
What? Cut the dirty thoughts, she's my private plane
Copyright © Eugene Carmen | Year Posted 2008
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