In Bed With the Egyptian Royals

1799 c.e. Invading the privacy of Egypt’s estate, Napolean and troops on their tippy toes, Sweetly snatching the Rosetta Stone. Turning it over cartouche style, Lusting to surround Josephine, in battle. Their royal names forevermore, amore… Jean-Francois Champollion joined the duo in bed. His hands glided, over three parallel scripts – Hyroglyphic, demotic, and Greek; translation exotic 1978 c.e. Princess Leia, a 3-D hero hologram Parlayed with charming communication She held a saint and a rogue in her sultry hands Present Day in the bedroom of his royal highness Egyptian tomb exhumed, enlightened, laser projected - No protection from the spirit of matrimonial melee. Dutifully terrified, damsel in distress; holographic mistake.