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In and Out Hernia Shmernia

In the main, it's a pain in the brain. Now just try not to buy I could die. Patiently wait. Think, my fate will be great. Now I'm face'n the preparation for the operation. Pray'n for grace. Turn my face. Think 'happy place'. 'A little prick', then a stick. Oh, I'm sick. Add Pepcid. not to dread. faith instead. I'm in a huff; all this stuff. Is it enough? Another add. antibiotic, he said Keep my head. To the room. be over soon. What a boon. 'Slide on over'. Sure thing Rover. Where's the power? Then I'm able, with a stable, on the table. Modesty's rough in the buff. Think happy stuff. In 'it' goes, head to toes. no more woes. 'Help me quick, I am sick'! Up I sit. Out like a light. No more fight. All is right. 'Wake up dear', heard so clear, 'home is near'. I want sleep! Don't make a peep you noisy creep. 'Wake up yes! Home is best. There you'll rest'. Picking a bone, 'not so soon!', I sleepily moan. Up and move'n, soon to be groov'n, life to be proven Have no care. Had my share; fine's frog’s hair. Only a glitch in m'gittalong hitch. That's a switch. Home at last. Relax! This gas, it too shall pass.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 8/31/2014 10:04:00 PM
Wow funny way of explaining such fate. Glad everything is well, what the H***. LOL
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Date: 8/6/2014 5:23:00 PM
Heh.Heh You took it like . . . er . . . I would. I imagine I would have gone through the same kind thoughts . . . This is funny!!
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Charlene Mccutcheon
Date: 8/6/2014 6:10:00 PM
Thanks Race for your perceptive thoughts. Glad you enjoyed it. I had fun writing it.

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