I'M Laughing

Oh dear oh dear I'm laughing My life away I fear So much I'm chaffing From the lungs I can see my abs Forming rungs I chase chocolate labs Because I want to taste For myself, in my haste I try to skip But the trip Is short Like a skort Beneath a shirt As I flirt With death Out of breath, Cause the tears Are too real From my laughter As the sad clown nears And I hand him a happy meal Hope he likes ranch on his happily ever after...