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i'll slam this poem down your throat and you best be glad i'm giving you anything at all

i spit words much better than you
there is nothing at all that you can do
check out my spelling and my epic grammar
i'll smash your face in with a claw hammer
i carve my name in all your brains
remember me like the smell when it rains
with my fists of fury i'll knock you out
no-one can tell what the hell im on about
my poems make you think 
sit down fools and take a drink
while i amaze you all with my dark power
no-one wants to read a poem about a flower
or a fluffy cloud or falling in love
we want to read about death from above
i go against the grain and dont get a lot of views
but that certainly doesnt mean i'll go boo hoo hoo
it makes me stronger faster smarter
dont count me out i'll have your guts for garters

so what have we learned from me today
listen quite closely to what i do and say
don't self publish its ever so vain
im sure it'll cause you nothing but pain
when you get rejected
it cant be what you all expected
im the best poet in the world bar none
better than byron shelley keats and donne
i best be off to write a dreary haiku
oh wait thats not me its obviously you

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  1. Date: 5/26/2015 6:16:00 PM
    Daniel, Stopping by to enjoy this Favorite poem of mine. .... Always ~SKAT~

  1. Date: 5/23/2014 7:00:00 PM

  1. Date: 6/1/2010 8:26:00 AM
    lost the format, oh well !

  1. Date: 6/1/2010 8:24:00 AM
    A quiet word into your ear I think you fight because you fear Panache; finesse - these things you lack and so you feel you must attack the rest of us who have the gift, I’m sorry mate, you’re well adrift. In terms of wit you may be ‘smart’ but that don’t make your writing ‘art’ and I’ve found a use for that claw hammer hit yourself, knock in some grammar. LOL, sorry, couldn't resist. All in fun of course. Enjoyed your slam :)

  1. Date: 5/26/2010 2:26:00 PM
    You are good at slammin', I'll give you that, Daniel, but hmmm, grammar and punctuation; now with those two, I will NAIL you in a coffin. hahaha. This is quite clever, and I came here to say thanks for your welcome blog comment. LUv, andrea (the teacher is always in her office for discussion about grammar!)

  1. Date: 5/25/2010 6:07:00 PM
    yes sir young man - you inspired me to slam. how's that for irony? this one is pretty good - some of your others I had a harder time reading. keep it up - it's a good exercise of the mind. Joe

  1. Date: 5/24/2010 9:58:00 PM

  1. Date: 5/24/2010 9:52:00 PM
    lol, got you on the slam, love it, not many slam on this site. you are cold, love it every line,..p.d.

  1. Date: 5/24/2010 9:28:00 PM
    Your one angry man...Do like the poem shows talent..not sure your better than Shelly and Keats..but maybe Im wrong. smile. BG

  1. Date: 5/24/2010 6:57:00 PM
    Like your style, best of all, your attitude, cocky just like a man… But have to say I’m glad I don’t have to go against you, my words would mean nothing against such a witty pen… I just happen to be one of the ones to write about love, but love to read what is against it for its against me. I like your write, your point of view and your insight. Forever a fan --DDL

  1. Date: 5/24/2010 5:57:00 PM
    Ha ha! Lots of great stuff here, ya lil slamin punk! Hey, go easy on the flowers and Haiku, or I will come up to England and kick your wimpy ass myself lol. Good one here Daniel. Damn, you should keep slammin for sure............punk lolol. Chris.