I'Ll Slam This Poem Down Your Throat and You Best Be Glad I'M Giving You Anything At All

i spit words much better than you there is nothing at all that you can do check out my spelling and my epic grammar i'll smash your face in with a claw hammer i carve my name in all your brains remember me like the smell when it rains with my fists of fury i'll knock you out no-one can tell what the hell im on about my poems make you think sit down fools and take a drink while i amaze you all with my dark power no-one wants to read a poem about a flower or a fluffy cloud or falling in love we want to read about death from above i go against the grain and dont get a lot of views but that certainly doesnt mean i'll go boo hoo hoo it makes me stronger faster smarter dont count me out i'll have your guts for garters so what have we learned from me today listen quite closely to what i do and say don't self publish its ever so vain im sure it'll cause you nothing but pain when you get rejected it cant be what you all expected im the best poet in the world bar none better than byron shelley keats and donne i best be off to write a dreary haiku oh wait thats not me its obviously you