I'Ll Kick Your Butt If You Pinch Me
Because I'm not wearing green on Saint Patrick's Day, a man gave me a pinch and I gave him a punch.
I hit that moron so hard in the stomach that he lost his lunch.
About an hour ago, another man pinched me and I kicked him in the crotch.
He fell down and started crying like a two year old, he deserved what he got.
Nobody else had better pinch me for not wearing green.
I'll kick your butt if you pinch me because I'm very mean.
(This is a fictional poem.)
Copyright © Randy Johnson | Year Posted 2016
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