I'Ll Be Here All Week

*And then, I am finally free from house arrest - Which is better news for me than it is for you and your family* ...I am bloodletting All of my frustration With a wee-bit Of Danbert Nobacon... ...This is what usually happens: Whenever someone listens  To the "Unfairy Tale" LP Backwards  While sensually drunk  On homemade LSD... ?...This is also how I mistakenly met George Harrison And Graham Chapman While undertaking My most recently failed suicide attempt.... ...And both they, and Lenny Bruce agreed: I probably should have aimed to succeed If I really wanted anybody To ever take my career in comedy Any more seriously Than my 'highly-underrated' Criminal record... "...Whatever..." I calmly stated Before soundly adding For all intents and purposes: "Everyone always neglects to mention: My criminal record Has already gone Triple platinum In Japan and Sudan" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!