If You Don'T Want To Sit This One Out

If You Don’t Want to Sit This One Out It’s more than a domestic conflict cliché It’s a fact that a female can’t stand the way That the tall standing males Each time simply fails And the floor and the seat gets the spray But you can’t blame it all on the male Science has proved that a trail Of liquid much more than mere inches No matter how much someone pinches Will bounce until it simply sails So men – here I must be precise If you don’t want to sit, than be nice Take a step to the right Aim it downward just slight Pay heed to your uncle’s advice For the angle of impact’s the key As to just where the entry should be Hit the side of the bowl Down that side it will role And how happy your woman will be Uncle Mike