If You Are Ever...

If you are ever feeling blue Just need someone to talk to Call me up, don't delay Say can I see you today If you are ever feeling ill I will help to chase the chill Hold you in my arms so near Until you get better, my dear If you are ever in a bind No money can you find You know I'll help you out On that you can count If you are ever sent to jail I'll be there to pay your bail Hire a lawyer and stand by Wipe your tears if you cry I'll always be here for you So no matter what you do On your mother, you can depend Because I am your bestest friend