If I Were An Elephant
If I were an Elephant, I'd shave my legs;
Have a trunk for a tail and eat tons of rotten eggs.
If I were a Zebra, I'd get tattoos up on my face;
Eat Lions and chase Tigers all over the flipping place.
If I were a Giraffe, I'd drink soda straight from the can;
Kick rocks with my corns and be the freaking man.
If I were a Monkey, I'd live high up in the North;
Appear white and scare people from the comfort of my porch.
If I were a kangaroo, I'd jump higher than the sky;
Fly like an Eagle and you would never ever see me cry.
If I were an illegal immigrant, I'd climb over many, many walls.
So I'm lucky not to be a human because segregation sounds like absolutely no fun at all(s).
12-06-2016
Copyright © Ironic Zink | Year Posted 2016
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