If I Were a Pokemon and a Christmas Story and Another Christmas Tale

>We need a space filler Dragon, any ideas? If I were a Pokemon If I were a Pokemon. I would not be very happy. With all you silly blighters. Trying to entrap me. If I were a real pokemon. Trap me you would not. As I’d do the same to you. In real life, trap me, you would not. Nice one Dragon, very space filling indeed. lol A short Christmas Story. The fog was thick one Christmas day. You could not see a hand held in front of your face. Children were crying in case Santa would not be able to find their homes let alone the chimneys if the house had them. Meanwhile in Toyland all the Elves were roped together. One end of the rope was tethered to the toy factory and the other to the dormitory where they slept and had their supper before going to bed. Suddenly a bright red light penetrated the thick fog, Rudolf had appeared and all the elves knew Santa would be able to find the homes of all the little boys and girls who had been good little boys and girls and deliver their presents safely. And you know that’s just what they did and everyone had a very merry Christmas. The end. Another Christmas tale. The turkey was worried at Christmas As were the ducks upon the pond. The chickens were keeping quiet. And the rabbits shivered, not from the cold. Why? Well it was Christmas. When the farmer's family needed to all be fed. And all of the farm animals, wondered who would lose their head. Then when Christmas day did break. All the farm animals were indeed glad. Why? the question is a fair one. All the farmer's family were vegetarian. And all the animals on the farm, were indeed blinking glad. As that was one of the best Christmas times, all of them had ever had. Merry Christmas again everyone lol Merry Christmas. <