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If I Were a Boy

Now if I were a boy I'd burp a lot I'd be mischievous and not get caught I'd learn to spit Smelly gas emit And when peeing I'd not have to squat
For the " If I were a Boy" contest...

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 6/11/2012 4:54:00 AM
This is great... I really enjoyed it. Nice to get such a blessing in such a beautiful monday afternoon.
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Date: 3/16/2012 8:45:00 AM
This is great, Barbara. Gave me a good chuckle. Best wishes in the contest. Love, Kim
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Date: 3/16/2012 2:01:00 AM
Funny one Barbara......Luck to you in contest! - oxox love Anne-Lise
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