Ich Bin Kein Dukatenscheisser

* Ich Bin Kein Dukatenscheisser * The words above my grandpa said I brought to mind when I had read A German toilet paper’s sold Embossed with24-karat gold Strong, yet soft; 6-layer thick To wipe away what had to stick Two versions only at this time I wonder which I’d choose for mine An Alpine rose embossed in gold Or Happy Birthday both are sold But I’m content with my 2-ply And here is just one reason why The price it seems a little steep Or maybe I’m a little cheep Converted to my currency Two hundred fifty bucks each be All to do what way back ages Grandpa did with Sears’ pages *I don't s**t money Uncle Mike