I Think My Brother's a Werewolf

I think my brother’s a werewolf! It’s hard to believe but so true! At dusk he is like a great beast! He’s hairy and scary; bearded too! He’s never around in the daytime. He sneaks out with a creepy girl. I have a feeling that someday, she’ll eat his gross flesh... and then hurl! I see red bumps on his forehead that count the days ‘till a full moon. I sure hope he’s not contagious! Or I’ll be a werewolf quite soon! Scratching his head doing homework! Wetting his bed while he’s asleep! These are just a few of the signs proving that he’s a monstrous creep! I went to my mother and told her about my brother superbly. Then she giggled and simply said, “Dear, he’s going through puberty!”