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I Personally Know A Monster

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I Personally Know A Monster

*Please note: This poem was written for MY brother this Christmas. He is twelve w/braces.
He annoys me twenty-four seven!
And sometimes I can’t even sleep!
Especially when he snores and claims
in the morning that he didn’t make a peep!

He is filthy, disgusting, and appalling!
Picking food out of his mouth after  meals!
Often I think he is crazy!
I mean c’mon... he doesn’t even walk on his heels!

But no matter how strange he is,
Nasty and smelling like scat,
I've got to put up with his vexation
because he’s my brother and I kinda have to love him for that.

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  1. Date: 1/6/2013 9:13:00 PM
    Well this is cute Jacob ;} thank you for reading my " Mommie " poem,,,, I don't think I've seen your name on any of my poems before. I will go to your site . Happy New Year ;}

  1. Date: 1/6/2013 5:11:00 PM
    Tape that snore and if he doesn't believe ,film him and tape him at the same time. You could always write another poem on him not believing you.

  1. Date: 1/6/2013 7:30:00 AM
    So Jacob Wonder what he says about you. Thanks for your kind comment on my poem. I am just beaming. I went to the site you mentioned and got only a page describing it.

  1. Date: 1/3/2013 5:44:00 PM
    Beautiful great write Jacob :)

  1. Date: 12/27/2012 9:40:00 AM
    This is as cute as can be!!! Here's what I'd do, get a taperecorder and tape him snoring. Bwa ha ha ha....that'd be a gas! Soup Mail in a minute! :) ps...gotta luv these kid poems!!!

  1. Date: 12/27/2012 8:31:00 AM
    I am sure that your brother will love the fact that you love him..Enjoyed reading this morning..I have a grandson who is 24 years old and sometimes this describes him..Sara

    Kendrick Avatar Sara Kendrick
    Date: 12/27/2012 8:32:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Oh! I forgot ..Senior moment..Thanks for reading of my work and taking time to comment...Sara
  1. Date: 12/26/2012 2:14:00 PM
    Clever poem. I enjoyed it ever so much. Hope you had a wonderful Christmas.

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 1:53:00 PM
    Hi Jacob... I love your poem !!! He's probably very good brother, of course you love him ! (How old are you? ) - Big Christmas hug from Norway // Anne-Lise :)

    Cramer Avatar Jacob Cramer
    Date: 12/27/2012 8:18:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks! I just have to say that this poem was kinda personal so it wouldn't really work for any other person except him. And we are twins.
  1. Date: 12/25/2012 8:18:00 AM
    Brothers are brothers ... even if monsters at times... Terry (good poem)