How 2 Find Friends

How do I find a friend? I make a simple statement about what's important to me Here's my simple statement: You know I've always wanted to rewrite the meaning of all the words in the dictionary So all the words in the dictionary would take on all the more meaning And, if they look at me blankly or with intensity and say nothing I haven't found a friend But, if they say that sounds like an awesome idea can I help you with that? Then I've found a friend How do you find a friend? What would your simple statement be? What's important to you?