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Horses For Courses

I sit at my table - I sip onion soup It's good for my cough - bad case of the croup I could do with a meal and something to sup But the bar is now closed - the buffet locked up The dry glass of flowers long started to wither I yell for the waiter to make him run hither The air con is broken I tell the garçon It needs a regas - kindly put the fan on Feeling light headed - the air closely stifles I open my backpack and check on my rifle I take out my weapon - look into the muzzle The waiter just hoofs it - he answers this puzzle He returns with a bottle and drinking glassware A plate of moule-frites with some haricot vert A slice of French brie in a fresh French baguette And a royal dessert - an ice cream coronet I pick up my glass of cool German hock With fake deference I fake tug my forelock He takes from his apron some pen and some paper He's taking a poll - so how was your waiter? I've gone four lines over - the limit I'm hitting But hang on a second - this might not be fitting And where are the horses in this French venue? With snails and frog leggies - they're on the menu 18th October 2016 - entry for "horses" contest Uses (sort of) the following words (in bold): muzzle, forelock, fetlock, hock, withers, stifle, poll, croup, gaskin, frog, hoof and coronet.

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Date: 12/9/2016 3:58:00 PM
Clever indeed!! But I had reign a sliding stop on that last line!! Lol. Well done Mark. Big Hugggs. Deb
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Mark Martin
Date: 12/9/2016 4:05:00 PM
Thanks Deb! :-)
Date: 10/18/2016 11:18:00 PM
m*mARTIN, Welcome to Poetry Soup. It will be a delight to read and become familiar with your poems in the future. As for now, I will greet you with the same smile others passed when I first joined the soup. Wishing you and your poetry the best. I hope you get to meet all the nice poets around here STARTING with me- SKAT :) Drop a hello and tell me a little about yourself if you wish. I would like to be your newest poetry soup "FRIEND" Hugs **YNR - SKAT
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Mark Martin
Date: 11/1/2016 2:09:00 PM
Thanks for welcome Skat! Added a few more poems since this one - quite enjoy the competitions.
Date: 10/18/2016 9:44:00 PM
Mark Martin, Welcome to Poetry soup, I hope you enjoy the community. Here, you will find friendly poets who enjoy supporting one another. I myself, enjoy reading and commenting those who want to be read. The only time I give constructive criticism is when a poet desires it. However, if for some reason the poem is not my field I will guide you to someone who is more qualified than I. Stop by and read one of my poems if you like. My poems are not perfect, but I have a feeling you might like one. I encourage you to check out the contest page and read to receive comments. Tell me a little about your poetic skills if you like. It will be my pleasure to follow and read every poem you post from here on :) We are Lucky To Have you. Your New Poet Friend @-> LINDA <-@
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Mark Martin
Date: 11/1/2016 2:13:00 PM
Hi Linda Thanks for the welcome! Have submitted a few more poems since this one - hopefully improving over time Quite enjoy the competitions - especially if I can submit something slightly offbeat :-)
Date: 10/17/2016 9:11:00 PM
Made me smile Mark; very clever and humorous poem!")
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Mark Martin
Date: 10/18/2016 5:04:00 PM
Thanks for the comment Cheryl! Was a slightly offbeat entry for the horses contest

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