Honesty On the Internet

Honesty On the Internet By Elton Camp No ordinary people use the Internet Young, handsome, beautiful you get Where no woman is past her prime And no man’s a sleazy ball of slime No man admits that his head is bare Rather, he claims thick, blonde hair Not a female has sagging breasts My figure is great, she protests Men go to the gym every day That he’s obese, he’ll never say And such healthy folks are these Not a one of them has herpes Financial security all do claim While welfare’s the actual game The unmentioned problem, of course Forgetting the need to get a divorce A great desire does remain For a regular fix of cocaine Online honesty is extremely rare So get involved only if you dare