Homeowners Association

He had a statue of the Blessed Mother right there on his front lawn Oh how God's Light reflected upon Her in the early morning dawn But then one day he heard some knocking on his front door It was the homeowners saying, hey, you can't have that anymore Not that we mean any sort or type or even any kind of disrespect It's just that not all tend to agree with the views that you reflect She will have to be taken down and kept well out of public sight For this is not the type of town that are in the words that you write And that flag that is there just hanging off of your window Well I'm sorry to say Sir, but that too will also have to go It's not that I don't love that old Red, White and Blue But we as American's must respect everyone else too Oh and about that Pro-Life bumper-sticker that you just got Right now, to get rid of that... we can't really do a whole lot But tomorrow is coming and it is going to be a whole new day Maybe it might be for the best if you just packed up and went away