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Holier Than Thou

Holier than thou
Not giv’n to pray, they were grey monks ‘Mid the holy band, ole’ Father John Who was a gansta and wanksta, Held command with some merry wives That were healed of un-upright-nesses Of them was Johanna selle her belle chose And walke as fresh as is a red rose. Many ministered unto him their substance. Such was then pious lusty man of this crowd This monk possess’d such wond’rous pow’r To rub out the sin that Satan chalk’d upon And gave fresh license to start afresh. Near, in a farm house liv’d this gay dame Quite clever in throwing a spanner in works Father John sought the cell ev’ry week Once a thump at the door, the husband came Who was dodgy and a nutter Punished the father with his thick stick. Till he confessed "no he’d play the priest".
+++ August 24, 2014 Form: Free Verse

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Date: 8/28/2014 12:36:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. Well written.
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Date: 8/26/2014 11:14:00 PM
congrats
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Date: 8/26/2014 5:51:00 PM
Dr. Ram, I continue to admire your ability to mould such themes into masterpieces, as ever. congrats for top win and I continue to be in awe of your prolific pen. Mohan
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Date: 8/26/2014 3:45:00 PM
Your poem exudes a better dialog than mine.....and is much more dignified indeed !! Mine is a bit embarrassing, to say the least. Well done, Dr. Ram !
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Date: 8/26/2014 3:41:00 PM
Congratulations on this which for me was a very hard contest. Nice no. 1. Love, Joyce
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Date: 8/26/2014 1:31:00 PM
Hi Dr. Ram, congratulations on a well-deserved top placement in this contest! Enjoyed reading this fun piece! Pandita
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Date: 8/26/2014 1:04:00 PM
many congratulations on your win Dr Mehta:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 8/26/2014 11:08:00 AM
And back again wid huge congrats on ur top place win Dr Ram!
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Date: 8/26/2014 10:14:00 AM
A excellent write Dr. Ram and therefore, you are 1st place in the Ebonics Contest. Such creativity could not be overlooked... Verlena S. Walker
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Dr.Ram Mehta
Date: 8/26/2014 10:28:00 AM
Thanks for the appreciation of my poem, Verlena
Date: 8/24/2014 2:06:00 AM
Deep thoughtful write Dr Ram!
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Date: 8/24/2014 12:50:00 AM
I like it. Some very deep tones with light touches. I enjoy the "olde" from with the contemporary language :)
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