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Hoity Toit Hill

Because of my farting I'm stuck in one room In my mansion on Hoity-Toit Hill The force of the gas Expelled from my ass Propels me along, “What a thrill!” As my butt cheeks expand I aim straight ahead With a helmut secured to my bean-o I land with a thud Don't worry, no blood Silliest scene you've ever seen-o I picks meself up Wipes the sweat from my brow In the white porcelain bowl I deposit But after I'm done Unloading a ton I've got no more farts in the closet So I sit for a while For an hour or so Till I build up my internal gases After a few sonic booms I return to my room But I sadly broke the lens in my glasses © Jack Ellison 2014

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Carol Eastman

Date: 8/21/2014 10:56:00 AM

Oh Jack! My eyes were scratchy and watering yesterday... Now I know why! When Dragon has a gas problem we send him outside and tell him to fire them up... But not too close to the buildings... or his penguins... or those silly pigeons... We don't send him out near the lake, either... Don't want them confused with Marsh gases! We don't want to start the environmentalists saying we're smothering our fishes in the lake! Besides who wants to swim in water that smells of the odor of Dragon farts!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/21/2014 11:01:00 AM

Didn't realize dragons farted but I guess that's only natural eh!!! LOL XOXOX

Jan Allison

Date: 8/20/2014 11:50:00 AM

LOL Jack I award you a prize for being a master farter LOL Thanks for making me smile its been a tough day:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/20/2014 3:33:00 PM

We need more laughter in our lives! Happy to provide you with a giggle today! Loving huggles, Brother Jack XOX

Tim Smith

Date: 8/20/2014 11:39:00 AM

Bahaha..Jan wrote a series of these and there were about 10 others written....she has a blog with them all listed....smell ya later

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/20/2014 3:29:00 PM

Gotta check her out... thanks for the heads up!

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 8/20/2014 7:59:00 AM

How bold of u Jack to post this write on soup! But we docs don't mind that stuff,, Real natural problem of many,, say it or not,, u cud anything to poetry amazingly I must say! Hv a great day!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/20/2014 8:20:00 AM

Hope it wasn't too too over the line! Wrote it about a year ago and have delayed posting it! You are always so supportive dear Upma! Huggsies XOXOX