Hitch Hikers On Me

Now let me see My Mom told me not to ride that boar hog But as you will see my brothers and me Didn't listen to Mommy We got on this big old hog and rode him when he got tired he would run for the waller and we would holler Sometimes we could get off in time before he laid down and rolled with us If we were not so lucky then we took a trip through the water trough to wash off But Dad caught us doing that busted our butts and made us clean the trough We still got cleaned up before Mommy got back but she noticed us starching We didn't know we got hog lice and she had to pick the hitch hikers off of us We enjoyed the ride but it was ruff on our hides