Hit Me With Your Best Shot

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT! Would this be true love to you? No one walks a mile in my shoes! He put up his dukes, so hot, He hit me with his best shot! I kicked him with my best shot, Right in the groin, he was boy blue, No one walks mile in my shoes, Would that be true love to you? I missed the woman's right to choose! Then Ma got pugilistic dementia, Not quite what God meant for ya! She punched us all in the boobs! No one walks a mile in my shoes, When the stranger danger is at home, Now I'm better off alone, Was that true love, so hot, He hit me with his best shot!