High Fidelity?

My Ex came up to fetch me And drive me to the shop, In his Ford Fiesta wreck, Just ready for the chop. He said, “I’ve got my stereo Just fitted – Panasonic … It’s great, it’s got four speakers!” I said, “Oh! Quadraphonic!” He looked a little puzzled … “Oh! No!” he answered back, “It’s got two speakers at the front, And two more at the back … !” This is a true story – With my Ex, I don’t need to make ‘em up!