Hey Mister Snowman

Like a late evening buzz There he was As I got in my car And didn't get very far As I hit the light Another one was off to the right I wanted that light to turn green For this one looked a little mean And at the store There standing were four more Barely letting me get by As I plucked the coal from his eye Slipping out the back door Around the corner there was two more I got in and hit the gas And like seven more did I pass They're taking over the whole neighborhood These snowmen, they're up to no good Then back at my parking lot Who, but old Mr. Frosty does trot He smiled with that silly little wink Then yelled, "don't for one moment think And don't even try getting slick For I'm on to that old greenhouse trick As off he and his gang went But the message had been sent These snowmen are here to stay Hey Frosty, "wait till May"