Hey Dude
Hey dude you think your so bad
you went out and shot your dad
just cause he dressed in plaid
reminded you of that dick channey lad
Hey dude dont feel so scared
for you should of seen my standing hairs
while you were pointing that shotgun everywhere
just glad it wasn't I standing so close there
And to think dude my heart didn't jump
come a little closer for I think I just took a dump
but let me go check behind this nice little stump
cracking a smile all the way from my rump
Hey dude your so gross
but its you who I love the most
as I raise this shotgun and toast
I see you running for the coast
So run dude as fast as you can
from any guy thinking they have a safe plan
let them go and join another rock band
for you can still think your life is so grand
Hey dude you think your so bad
now your the one dressed in all plaid
thirthy years for shooting that dad
now dick chaney's singing sorry and it's so sad
La La La La
La La La La
Hey dude
Footnote I Chose Hey Jude
Tribute To Gun Safty
Also Entry For John Heck's
Beatlemania Sing-Along
GL All
Copyright © Katherine Stella | Year Posted 2010
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