Help the Duck

He has a stalker Getting to the bottom of it, who hurt the duck Hint dabbing probing for intelligence Sent seedy email to duck Containing x rated material, I am suspicious he might get hurt, mad horrid roaring sounds With an awful weird voice Duck hell He can not sleep Help the little fellow, we need to investigate probing Keep filthy videos out The duck will never be the same He is on valium at the moment, a vet has been dispatched By private helicopter as we speak He needed to be treated for Were do I start, aggravated stress brought on, wait to you hear it By that xrated video Refusing to leave the house Scared he might see that monster, the video left in his mind, he knows now what insanity is he wont pass the door The duck ain't happy Nearly blew his mind, ha ha ha in stitches You ain't seen mad crazy duck There aint no sunshine bring it on quack quack He is gone quackers