Heard a Rumour

There's a rumour hitting town It's party time real soon Not a thing to wear Have to ring to fix my hair Hear Beyoncé will attend Didn't know she was your friend Will she wear clothes this time Best she does she's past her prime Has this party got a theme Waiting to hear of this party scheme You have had some weird ideas Not sure whether to be afeared Oh it's a charleston night Fringed skirts will be a delight For all the males to gloat Hope my thighs are not too stout Oh I haven't had an invite Is this a little oversight Hear the invites didn't include me Checked the date I wasn't free Penned 05/07/2014