He Who Depends On Extenze

A miracle pill Makes "that certain part of a male body" Much bigger... This commercial the trigger For 100 million sales And it never fails So ol' tom sent for some, Not that he had any prospect Of needing such a miracle Just curious, you might say And lo and behold, After the very first day... My big toe was 18 inches long No shoe could I get on So if you believe these claims Remember what some are The secret's in the RX27 fiber technology And they go so far To back up their claims With goobley-gook Buy this spoon, you'll be a cook! They treat us as morons, Well, perhaps they're right But must I endure this drivel Day and night? Makes me laugh, that's true But then again, You probably want to see What they can do.