He Needs Depends

Attention, attention! Paging Dr. Death Your appointments here may I send them in Go on you will see the sign it reads “fin” Please, all the way down the last door on the left The doctor will help you complete your quest Welcome my dear, relax remove your pin Take off your clothing place it in the bin Now lay down shut your eyes take a deep breath Euthanasia come on down bring a friend Comatose no worries if are you his wife Yes I am he’s had a wonderful life I’m sure he feels it’s a means to an end No longer will I have to deal with the strife Or the underwear he wears he needs depends