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Haul Me Up Peter

sitting here like a moron in an old people's home, they think i dont know where they've put me and my phone. silly arses are searching my home for any hidden money .....you see they won't find a blessed thing...they think I am off my trolley have arranged a super funeral black horses the lot paid for a large headstone on a large plot have ordered a banquet for the elderly of the town they're not invited they can stay home money grabbing family you've had your last penny given to the dogs home and the donkey appeal "Jenny" picked up my ringing phone ....irate voices I hear where is it hidden? is it hidden here? I smile to myself ...today is my last am ready now ... please Peter..haul me up fast Penned 27 August 2016

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Date: 9/24/2016 11:12:00 PM
Stick me in a Home and then look for my assets! I don't think so. Great funny write.
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Seren Roberts
Date: 9/25/2016 3:25:00 AM
Lol Beverley was fun to write. It wasnt placed but what the heck. Glad people enjoyed it....Seren
Date: 8/30/2016 6:47:00 AM
You are so creative, right up my alley this poem is. I love it...a fav!
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/30/2016 3:22:00 PM
Lol hope it made you smile....Seren
Date: 8/28/2016 10:20:00 PM
Hilarious, hope the family is stuck with the bill!
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/28/2016 10:58:00 PM
noooooo i paid it . got rid of all my money and valuables haha Seren
Date: 8/28/2016 11:16:00 AM
lol...They should be spending their time with you instead of looking for treasures...deserves them right
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/28/2016 5:31:00 PM
lol Tim glad you liked my humour.....Seren
Date: 8/28/2016 2:16:00 AM
Superb - Laughing my socks off - Oh Lord!! For me your poem is the best one yet for said contest...Lol! Funny as hell, Seren - Loved it! Good luck for the contest...A winner for me! My best regards. :) john
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/28/2016 11:04:00 AM
Awe thanks John, was worried I might offend some people......Seren
Date: 8/28/2016 1:10:00 AM
Great poem Seren, if for contest should place high in the contest.
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Seren Roberts
Date: 8/28/2016 1:29:00 AM
Wrote it for make me laugh contest.. a different approach to old age. Lol thanks for commenting.....Seren

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