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Has Your Hair DEparted

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Has Your Hair DEparted



If a dog is stopped from pooping, is he DEterred? Has your hair all of a sudden DEparted? Donald Duck's pay cheque was once DEducted To get a seat at a concert, do you ever use DEceit? Have you ever seen a tree DEbark? If you spit out a breath mint, do you DEsert? Do your trousers ever get DEpressed? Do skirts sometimes get DEpleted? If a cop tears up one of two tickets, does he have to DEfine Can locomotive engineer's mind get DErailed? Do first nation peoples live by DEcree? When a painter farts, do they imitate DEgas? If you try and fail, do you DEcant? The lowest card in a deck is a two, I DEduce If a dog gives you a tiny bite, is that called a DEbit? © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 4/7/2013 11:49:00 AM
    Wow! I'm impressed... I'm in de- company of de-master... of de-mind... LOL ( What?... The dragon had de- headache!)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/7/2013 6:26:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    "in de- company of de-master"... may I quote you dear Carol? LOL Have a super week... big hugs, Jake the Snake xox
  1. Date: 4/7/2013 4:48:00 AM
    My hair has Departed for parts unDEknone. Wonderful poem. Rick

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/7/2013 5:49:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You're right into it there, Rick my friend! Thanks for wonDErful reply... Jack
  1. Date: 4/6/2013 9:56:00 PM
    The FBI probably keeping an eye on this new code of yours haha....lol Donna

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/7/2013 5:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    That's funny, the FBI called me just yesterday and asked if I would come down to Washington to explain my code. They said they would pay big bucks! LOL No really, it's true... no really... no really! xoxoxox
  1. Date: 4/6/2013 4:11:00 PM
    Hello Jack, de de de....lol...love the poem.. do you have the ending answer? Always entertained by your poems...xox..Linda,

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/6/2013 4:45:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Don't have an answer to any of them! LOL Glad it tickled you... many thanks dear Linda! Hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 4/6/2013 4:02:00 PM
    This is a tremendous and hilarious write my friend! I loved what you did with each word, this is so clever Jack! My favorite one has to do with my own life, "Has your hair all of a sudden DEparted!" and my hair surely has begun to leave me! Oh well, maybe wisdom comes with it! I'm fascinated by the splendor of this awesome poem! It's nice to see you writing here at night, a great change! Excellent Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/6/2013 4:43:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    For so unknown reason, I was locked out of the site for over 24 hours. Nobody could tell me why... oh well I'm back! Thanks Russel!