Greeny

I went a searchen for da green eyed monster Yet da big fella was nowhere in site They'd said he was really quite fearsum He'd often appear on a saderday night I went out wit my little woman That sweet gal o mine lookin so fine If ya asked me to give er a ratin She'd be a ten or at least a nine Da more dat I got inta ma drinkin Ma senses dey became super fine I noticed sum good lookin fella Eyen dat special woman o mine The vessels in ma neck started poppin My eyes began glowin a sickly green I got up frum ma chair started screamin Dats right I started makin a scene Ma little woman she was sum embarrassed That yung fella smashed me in da face Tank goodness she came to ma rescue It's a good ting she had a can a mace It seems I'd been mad about nutin Dat young fella had been on a date Ma wife told me dat I'd bin right silly She was quite sure dat his date's name was Nate Tankfully dos green eyes dey turned back ta blue Da colour now is gone wit out a trace except for da red and da black an blue dat now is coverin dis here old face For Verlena Walker's Green Eyed Monster contest