Goodbye Cruel World

Being the worlds chief of police Is so overrated With all that we do And they all still hate us We're only here To keep up the peace Spread our name brand Of Democracy If you don't love us Then kindly leave us If you don't trust us Won't hurt our feelings believe us We'll bring it to order One way or another Kick out the leaches Close down the borders Once that is done And they're out on their bums We'll build us a wall From the North to South run The only thing Canadian That we will let in Is Celine Dion And their cheap medicine And that little Chihuahua From down below Cause we love Taco Bell's Mex food to go As far as the Middle east They can do as they please We won't be around To kick sand in our face We'll pull out of there Our American troops Not just a few of the lucky But one hundred proof They can fight it all out Amongst themselves If they stick with the program There'll be nobody left We'll turn in our nukes We won't need them no more As we won't be playing In their silly wars We will be by ourselves Closed off from it all Unplug the phone If they try to call Live in our bubble Stay out of trouble No longer hang out With that bunch of numskulls So lock up the door Turn out the light Toss out the key As we say goodbye..