God Finds Bob Dylan

God said, “Get your act together boy or upon ya comes my wrath.” Bob said, “I can’t believe you’d bother me while I was in the bath.” God said, “I can see everything that you ever say or do.” Bob said, “A little privacy please, it’s not like I know you.” God said, “I can’t believe that you don’t even recognize my face.” Bob said, “I can’t believe that you don’t even carry a guitar case.” God said, “My kid moved in with you he sent me all your love.” Bob said, “I remember he was pretty cool but I sent him back above.” God said, “When I try to stop ‘round to see you, you always put me off.” Bob said, “Stop ‘round on Wednesday ‘cause Sunday’s my day to golf.” God choked, “Dylan golfs?” Bob laughed, “God coughs?” God said, “Is there a better time when I might come back later?” Bob said, “How ‘bout I call you first, you’re pushy old creator.”